They whisper that tomboys might be lesbians and they tell them they should wear a dress sometime, or try a little make up. But not too much! Because you know that girl down the road? She looks like such a slapper. Did she put it on with a trowel? Yuk. That dress is too short. Speaking of dresses, did you see the one so-and-so was wearing the other day? So frumpy, she looked like a grandma! I also heard she’s not interested in having kids. Do you reckon she’s gay? What a weirdo. Her sister’s got a tonne of kids – she wants to learn to keep her legs shut! She’s got a teenager too – at her age! The poor girl though, always hanging around with the boys and always in jeans! She wants to wear a nice dress sometime..